T-shirt

One of the subspecies of cheap T-shirts in India is this stuff you get which have absolutely random things written on them. Its like they opened a page of a book, and picked up one or two sentences from there and put them on the T-shirt.

So my wife bought one of these recently. The t-shirt says:

and she said
he ran away
but he said
he'd only gone for a walk

I think that's deep.