Rediff.com news stories always have a long trail of comments that i occasionally follow out of fascination for the sheer brain-deadness, and bad english. Sometimes they're funny though. The following are from a cricket story, always rich with expert commentary and analysis:

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shanmuga sundaram on May 03, 2008 09:14 PM
Laxman is the caption

by on May 03, 2008 09:23 PM
Hello Sambar, First learn to spell 'Captain'

RE:Laxman is the caption..thts y
by chandra mouli natarajan on May 03, 2008 10:23 PM
Coward Chappathi, why dont u show up ur name.

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DC has performed very disappointedly
by Krishna on May 03, 2008 09:37 PM | Hide replies

I have come to watch cricket after 5 years(stopped after India lost 2003 WC), as my home city is a participant in IPL. But DC players have performed very badly so far.

RE:DC has performed very disappointedly
by shahjehan on May 03, 2008 09:52 PM
WHY AFTER 5 YEARS... ALL INDIANS NEED EXPLANTION FROM YOU....IT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN THE PRESENT SITUATION....OTHERWISE MANMOHAN SINGH....

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