SMS jokes

Priya's animation course classmates are a funloving bunch. They keep sending her stuff on SMS. Here are a couple of jokes:

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A scientist cannot become a President ... But Kalam did it





A poor person cannot become an engineer ... But Vishweshwaraya did it





A monkey cannot operate a mobile .....






BUT YOU DID IT



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